Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
true friendship is still being friends despite being in different hogwarts houses
I was going through this new book of short stories I bought and reached this one
I wondered what it could possibly be about
I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE LITERAL
Pancake with all the colors of the wind.
i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit
Are artists like this? my mom asks
he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
"S-sorry, did I wake you?"
Happy 3/5 everyone, have some fluffy shinkawo ( ´ ▽ ` )
ah yes, a good bedtime story *pulls up hardcore 18+ fanfic*
Imagine everyone who sends you anon hate as a 12 year old superwehrolock fan who didn’t get a good breakfast and can’t find any good apps for their phone. The neighborhood kid across the street doesn’t like them as anything more than a friend, and they are anxious about the 7th grade and what new challenges it will bring.
yuuta asahina and hiroko hagakure!
You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again.